Fucking My Pussy (The Fugees – Killing Me Softly lyrics edit)

Because of the great Kim Fuckable success: here’s the alternate lyrics to The Fugees’ Killing Me Softly – Fucking My Pussy

 

Circling my twat with his fingers

Licking my clit with his tongue

Fucking my pussy with his dick

Fucking my pussy with his dick

Fingering my butt with his thumb

Fucking my pussy… With his dick

 

[Rapper dude]

 

I heard he fucked a virgin, I heard he fucked her good Read more

Two cocks, three holes

 

Right, nothing fancy about this one. Two guys just rip this blonde apart. Every hole gets filled and in the end she gets it all in her face.

Orgasm world record

60 orgasms. 21 minutes. Insane? Yep. Fake? Don’t know, don’t care. Hot? Damn right it is! Click = video.

Linkin’ Friday: Capri Anderson

Thank God it’s Friday! In today’s link dump: Capri Anderson. Yep, the girl who nearly got killed by Charlie Sheen. But shower babe Capri (Or Alexis, so you wish) is more than just another Sheen escort. She’s the prettiest fucking pornstar in the whole fucking world. Just sayin’. She rubs her gorgeous pussy, licks her friends and fucks all night long.

She fills herself up with toys, sucks her boyfriend, gets hammered from behind in the bathroom and becomes a crazy party girl. Twice as much fun using a mirror, even more in a lesbian foursome. Fairly easy to seduce and hotter than ever wearing body stockings. Yep, I think I’m in love… Enjoy your Friday!

Georgia vs Capri

 

Probably my favorite lesbian video out there. Ever wondered how Georgia Jones would seduce Capri Anderson during homework? Just watch. It’s a half our of pure sensuality.  

Poll!

What happens in London…

I just got back from London. Something reallyreally cool happened there, and I think you guys should know about it. This is quite scary because I’m about to tell you word by word about some bad things I did, but oh well, here it goes… Read more

Sauna girl

The first time I saw you

I tried not to look

I tried not to tell you

To go by the book

 

I tried to stay focussed

I tried to stay calm

But all I could think was

‘I need to get some’ Read more

Kim Fuckable (Bone me, screw me)

Alternate lyrics for the Kim Possible soundtrack – Kim Fuckable (Bone me, screw me)

I’m your basic average whore

And I’m here to take some more

You can fuck me ’cause I’m

Kim Fuckable Read more

Awkward moments

The awkward moment when you…

 

… wake up wearing someone else’s panties

… accidentally choke while giving head

… forgot to tell him you’re a squirter

… forgot to tell him you’re a dude

… try to swallow his load but you can’t get it away

… realize you’ve been making out with one of your boyfriend’s friends instead of her

… can’t get that huge toy out of your butt

… have been scraming during sex all day long, walk downstairs and notice your mom wasn’t off to do some shopping

… your idea here? Drop it in the comments!

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